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== Early life ==

Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "~~Eureka~~!", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.

Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "[[URETHRA!!]]", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.

As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[Quantum Physics|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].

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== On-time life ==

Three years later, King Wotsisname (no, that really was his name) consulted Arse about a method by which he could measure the gold content of his crown or... something. Remembering his theory of This Placement, Arse once more cried, "~~Eureka~~!", which he could now say, since he had acquired the knowledge of speech some 15 years prior. Wotsisname, however, instead of interpreting it as Greek for "~~I have it!~~", instead thought that Arse was remarking that he smelled awful, so banished him from Wherezitnow in a fit of rage. (I promise I haven't made these names up.)

Three years later, King Wotsisname (no, that really was his name) consulted Arse about a method by which he could measure the gold content of his crown or... something. Remembering his theory of This Placement, Arse once more cried, "[[URETHRA!!]]", which he could now say, since he had acquired the knowledge of speech some 15 years prior. Wotsisname, however, instead of interpreting it as Greek for "[[piss]] [[tube]]", instead thought that Arse was remarking that he smelled awful, so banished him from Wherezitnow in a fit of rage. (I promise I haven't made these names up.)

Arse pleaded with the King to allow him to stay, citing all the good he'd done with his bath-based bottom bonanza of three years prior, but Wotsisname was having none of his bullshit.

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 == Early life ==
-Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "Eureka!", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.
+Aristo Tle (or Arse for short) was born in a bathtub in Greece in 5 AD. As he was born, he noticed that the level of the water had risen due to him being in it, a phenomenon we now know as This Placement. Immediately, he shouted "[[URETHRA!!]]", though, because he didn't yet know how to speak, it just sounded like some garbled cry. This is thought to have been the root cause of his later obsessions with bathtubs.
 As a teenager, Arse became aware of the culture of the time, which mainly involved men getting with women. He thought this was awfully dull, so, for variety's sake, decided to change it up by getting with another man at age 20, with whom he proceeded to [[Sex|get up to no good with]] in a bathtub. This experience was revolutionary, not only in terms of the development of contortionism, nor simply for liberating Arse himself, but also in breaking the norms of Season 1-era Greece so profoundly that, for the duration of the tomfoolery, it existed in a [[Quantum Physics|state of simultaneous total societal collapse, and complete utopian advancement and societal cohesion]].
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 == On-time life ==
-Three years later, King Wotsisname (no, that really was his name) consulted Arse about a method by which he could measure the gold content of his crown or... something. Remembering his theory of This Placement, Arse once more cried, "Eureka!", which he could now say, since he had acquired the knowledge of speech some 15 years prior. Wotsisname, however, instead of interpreting it as Greek for "I have it!", instead thought that Arse was remarking that he smelled awful, so banished him from Wherezitnow in a fit of rage. (I promise I haven't made these names up.)
+Three years later, King Wotsisname (no, that really was his name) consulted Arse about a method by which he could measure the gold content of his crown or... something. Remembering his theory of This Placement, Arse once more cried, "[[URETHRA!!]]", which he could now say, since he had acquired the knowledge of speech some 15 years prior. Wotsisname, however, instead of interpreting it as Greek for "[[piss]] [[tube]]", instead thought that Arse was remarking that he smelled awful, so banished him from Wherezitnow in a fit of rage. (I promise I haven't made these names up.)
 Arse pleaded with the King to allow him to stay, citing all the good he'd done with his bath-based bottom bonanza of three years prior, but Wotsisname was having none of his bullshit.