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== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
Rock Beato began its existence as a lava eruption in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today. | Rock Beato began its existence as a lava [[Tarkus|eruption]] in the Boomerlithic Age, quickly establishing dominance in his local stratum as a grating voice critical of contemporary art. In the subsequent eras, he was slowly ground down by what he felt was insufficient timber, harmonic complexity and twangy guitars until he became the sleevgy, mossridden pile of basalt he is today. | ||
== YouTube career == | == YouTube career == | ||
In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth. | In what is widely agreed to be a clerical error, Beato was given access to YouTube upload button in March 2011. While he initially showed promise as a vlogger dad, he then went and ruined it by opening his mouth. | ||