John John-Hypothesis: Difference between revisions

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Despite being dead, she still considers herself in early life, so this section, in fact, covers her whole life.

John-Hypothesis was born on a quiet traffic island on the M6 on 36th New January 1000 Post-John Time. Her parents were Gwyneth and Michael John-Hypothesis. The name John was not unusual for girls at the time, ~~but~~ in ~~the seconds before and after her birth, they~~ had been ~~highly~~ unusual. Names are all made up anyway. You go queen.

John-Hypothesis was born on a quiet traffic island on the M6 on 36th New January 1000 Post-John Time. Her parents were Gwyneth and Michael John-Hypothesis. The name John was not unusual for girls at the time; however unfortunately for John-Hypothesis, that time was the mere minutes in which she was born. It had been unusual immediately prior, and would be immediately thereafter, until at least about 1016 PJT. Names are all made up anyway. You go queen.

She attended the Post-Johnathonian School of Sudden Appearance Due To Temporal Mishap from 1005 PJT until her graduation in 1022 PJT, with a Masters in Inventionary Studies. (Honestly, these universities and all their woke useless courses... why don't they only teach REAL subjects like Maths, Sciences, and Beating Your Head With A Rock That Doesn't Fit? I fucking love making kids suffer in their education and killing their artistic instincts. Fuck humanity. Proper Subjects Tee Em forever.)

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 Despite being dead, she still considers herself in early life, so this section, in fact, covers her whole life.
-John-Hypothesis was born on a quiet traffic island on the M6 on 36th New January 1000 Post-John Time. Her parents were Gwyneth and Michael John-Hypothesis. The name John was not unusual for girls at the time, but in the seconds before and after her birth, they had been highly unusual. Names are all made up anyway. You go queen.
+John-Hypothesis was born on a quiet traffic island on the M6 on 36th New January 1000 Post-John Time. Her parents were Gwyneth and Michael John-Hypothesis. The name John was not unusual for girls at the time; however  unfortunately for John-Hypothesis, that time was the mere minutes in which she was born. It had been unusual immediately prior, and would be immediately thereafter, until at least about 1016 PJT. Names are all made up anyway. You go queen.
 She attended the Post-Johnathonian School of Sudden Appearance Due To Temporal Mishap from 1005 PJT until her graduation in 1022 PJT, with a Masters in Inventionary Studies. (Honestly, these universities and all their woke useless courses... why don't they only teach REAL subjects like Maths, Sciences, and Beating Your Head With A Rock That Doesn't Fit? I fucking love making kids suffer in their education and killing their artistic instincts. Fuck humanity. Proper Subjects Tee Em forever.)