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She attended the Post-Johnathonian School of Sudden Appearance Due To Temporal Mishap from 1005 PJT until her graduation in 1022 PJT, with a Masters in Inventionary Studies. (Honestly, these universities and all their woke useless courses... why don't they only teach REAL subjects like Maths, Sciences, and Beating Your Head With A Rock That Doesn't Fit? I fucking love making kids suffer in their education and killing their artistic instincts. Fuck humanity. Proper Subjects Tee Em forever.)

At the age of 29, John-Hypothesis, after a long 4 years of battling the Black Death in unarmed combat, claimed to have struck upon the key to the entire structure of the universe: the aforementioned John hypothesis. She was criticised initially, as most people believed it was a ploy to advance her fellow Johns into high-ranking inventor positions, but none of these people had actually read her study, nor knew of the temporal trickery which would ensue.

At the age of 29, John-Hypothesis, after a long 4 years of battling the Black Death in unarmed combat, claimed to have struck upon the key to the entire structure of the universe: the aforementioned John hypothesis. She was criticised initially, as most people believed it was a ploy to advance her fellow Johns into high-ranking inventor positions, but none of these people had actually read her study, nor knew of the temporal trickery which would ensue. However, further research into the past and newer examples in the years after her discovery have proven it correct. It is thought that this hypothesis, due to its proliferation beyond the confines of normal temporal cause-and-effect relationships, may provide a route through which the workings of reality itself may be mathematically determined. Of course, in recent months progress has halted: Trump has cut funding to this initiative, because it's too "over-inclusive" and "political" to want to understand anything or anyone, let alone the entirety of Reality itself.

In the year 2000 PJT, equivalent to 1702 CD, a crack formed in the Universe, thanks to the John hypothesis incident, which called John-Hypothesis towards it. "It felt warm, even simply to look at", she explained in an interview with NME, from beyond the bounds of the physical world. She is considered dead, however she remains in existence, her hypothesis woven into the fabric of space-time itself, as we all are, in some way. By now, her hypothesis has perhaps reached all corners of the known and indeed unknown Universe.

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 She attended the Post-Johnathonian School of Sudden Appearance Due To Temporal Mishap from 1005 PJT until her graduation in 1022 PJT, with a Masters in Inventionary Studies. (Honestly, these universities and all their woke useless courses... why don't they only teach REAL subjects like Maths, Sciences, and Beating Your Head With A Rock That Doesn't Fit? I fucking love making kids suffer in their education and killing their artistic instincts. Fuck humanity. Proper Subjects Tee Em forever.)
-At the age of 29, John-Hypothesis, after a long 4 years of battling the Black Death in unarmed combat, claimed to have struck upon the key to the entire structure of the universe: the aforementioned John hypothesis. She was criticised initially, as most people believed it was a ploy to advance her fellow Johns into high-ranking inventor positions, but none of these people had actually read her study, nor knew of the temporal trickery which would ensue.
+At the age of 29, John-Hypothesis, after a long 4 years of battling the Black Death in unarmed combat, claimed to have struck upon the key to the entire structure of the universe: the aforementioned John hypothesis. She was criticised initially, as most people believed it was a ploy to advance her fellow Johns into high-ranking inventor positions, but none of these people had actually read her study, nor knew of the temporal trickery which would ensue. However, further research into the past and newer examples in the years after her discovery have proven it correct. It is thought that this hypothesis, due to its proliferation beyond the confines of normal temporal cause-and-effect relationships, may provide a route through which the workings of reality itself may be mathematically determined. Of course, in recent months progress has halted: Trump has cut funding to this initiative, because it's too "over-inclusive" and "political" to want to understand anything or anyone, let alone the entirety of Reality itself.
 In the year 2000 PJT, equivalent to 1702 CD, a crack formed in the Universe, thanks to the John hypothesis incident, which called John-Hypothesis towards it. "It felt warm, even simply to look at", she explained in an interview with NME, from beyond the bounds of the physical world. She is considered dead, however she remains in existence, her hypothesis woven into the fabric of space-time itself, as we all are, in some way. By now, her hypothesis has perhaps reached all corners of the known and indeed unknown Universe.