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== Microsoft == | == Microsoft == | ||
[[File:Ballmer.png|frameless]]Mr. Michael Soft himself, pictured in 1990 after summoning the George Stone from the depths of the earth, inscribing into it simply the word, "Canyon", and being blessed with the knowledge of CANYON.MID, which he proceeded to frantically integrate into his Windows Of A Rating System system, releasing it to the world so that the billions crying out for a future which came and went could be enlightened to found a New World and dig the Great Canyon of Silicon in which we all now reside, safe from the Four Winds which did splice our dear Founder, Tim, in twain. | [[File:Ballmer.png|frameless]]Mr. Michael Soft himself, pictured in 1990 after summoning the George Stone from the depths of the earth, inscribing into it simply the word, "Canyon", and being blessed with the knowledge of CANYON.MID, which he proceeded to frantically integrate into his Windows Of A Rating System system, releasing it to the world so that the billions crying out for a future which came and went could be enlightened to found a New World and dig the Great Canyon of Silicon in which we all now reside, safe from the Four Winds which did splice our dear Founder, [[:File:Tim.jpg|Tim]], in twain. | ||
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Mr. Michael Soft himself, pictured in 1990 after summoning the George Stone from the depths of the earth, inscribing into it simply the word, "Canyon", and being blessed with the knowledge of CANYON.MID, which he proceeded to frantically integrate into his Windows Of A Rating System system, releasing it to the world so that the billions crying out for a future which came and went could be enlightened to found a New World and dig the Great Canyon of Silicon in which we all now reside, safe from the Four Winds which did splice our dear Founder, Tim, in twain.
