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Latest revision as of 04:00, 2 May 2026
Everyone can see what a 
horse is, but everyone can't feel what a horse is.
Leading A Horse to Water
Horses need a lot of water. You can lead a horse to water by taking advantage of public transit and a dowsing rod.
Making It Drink
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Looking A Horse In The Mouth
The results of this vary significally depending on the horse's origin (horigin).
Normal Horse
Horse... is this! The horses are all like this. The horse goes like this. So, the horse's like this, the normal horse is like this! THAT'S the normal horse!
Gift Horse
Woah there buckaroo! Let's reign it in. Looking into the mouth of a Gift Horse is nothing to sneeze at. That might be a bit above your pay-grade, kiddo.
Powerful Horse
my horse is an awesome horse
Download-A-Horse (You Would Not)
If you download a horse and the police aren't around to hear it, did it make a sound? No? Wrong. That horse made 30 minutes of stereo uncompressed 44.1kHz audio, now available on Horse MiniDisc.
My Little Horse®
This section will be expanded once the Digital Millennium Copyright Act is abolished.