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'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and Stella.

'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and [[Piss|Stella]].

== History of tea ==

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== Process of tea ==

When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.

~~===~~ It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura. ~~===~~

'''It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura.'''

Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]

== Derivatives ==

A tea shirt is a clothing item made with tea leaves. One can turn the ocean into Big Tea by swimming in a tea shirt.

== Known effects ==

{|

|+known effects of tea

|-

!amount

!duration

!stats affected

|-

10 || 3h || all

|}

[[Category:Fluids]]

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-'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and Stella.
+'''Tea''' is a magical liquid which has fueling and healing properties when imbibed by humans. The extent of the beneficial qualities of tea has not yet been completely documented, though this effort is currently ongoing. Tea is the most widely consumed beverage in the world apart from water and [[Piss|Stella]].
 == History of tea ==
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 == Process of tea ==
 When you have obtained the necessary ingredients you must add them to boiling water to create tea.
-=== It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura. ===
+'''It is CRUCIAL that the water be boiled in a KETTLE. Any other method of boiling the water will imbue the tea with an EVIL aura.'''
 Sometimes the ingredients may be added to the boiling water and just float around in it, but on other occasions the ingredients come inside a special vessel called the scrotum. [See: Teabagging]
 == Derivatives ==
 A tea shirt is a clothing item made with tea leaves. One can turn the ocean into Big Tea by swimming in a tea shirt.
+== Known effects ==
+{|
+|+known effects of tea
+|-
+!amount
+!duration
+!stats affected
+|-
+|| 3h || all
+|}
 [[Category:Fluids]]