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* "shakashakashaka"
* "shakashakashaka"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"
== Complications ==
The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies<ref>I made it the [[fuck]] up</ref>. But either way people [[death|die]] when they drink a milkshake<ref>I made it the [[fuck]] up again</ref>.
== References ==
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Latest revision as of 22:23, 25 March 2026

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A milkshake (sometimes simply called a shakey) is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and flavor (such as delicious fruits yummy!!) into a thick, sweswe, cold mimture.

Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord


Process

While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:

  • "shaky shaky"
  • "shakashakashaka"
  • "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"


Complications

The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies[1]. But either way people die when they drink a milkshake[2].

References

  1. I made it the fuck up
  2. I made it the fuck up again