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A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending | A '''milkshake''' (sometimes simply called a '''shakey''') is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending mil<span class="flipped-text">m</span>, ice crea<span class="flipped-text">c</span>, and [[List of Flavours|flavor]] (such as delicious [[:Category:Fruits|fruits]] yummy!!) into a thick, swe<span class="flipped-text">swe</span>, cold mi<span class="flipped-text">m</span>ture. | ||
[[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]] | [[File:Milkshake process.png|thumb|Dog girl preparing a lovely milky shake, as exclaimed on Discord]] | ||
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* "shakashakashaka" | * "shakashakashaka" | ||
* "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real" | * "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real" | ||
== Complications == | |||
The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies<ref>I made it the [[fuck]] up</ref>. But either way people [[death|die]] when they drink a milkshake<ref>I made it the [[fuck]] up again</ref>. | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:23, 25 March 2026
A milkshake (sometimes simply called a shakey) is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and flavor (such as delicious fruits yummy!!) into a thick, sweswe, cold mimture.
Process
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:
- "shaky shaky"
- "shakashakashaka"
- "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"
Complications
The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies[1]. But either way people die when they drink a milkshake[2].