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_________________Like most games about murder, it became infinitely
_________________Like most games about murder, it became infinitely


_________________popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[Quantum Physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Un-
_________________popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some [[quantum physics|physics bullshit or something]]. Un-


______fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited
______fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited
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== Why ==
== Why ==
_______________idk i guess it's kinda a good idea.                                               game design isn't my area but
_______________idk i guess it's kinda a good idea._________________________game design isn't my area but


_______________i liked it when i had friends to play                                              it with... but that was such a
_______________i liked it when i had friends to play________________________it with... but that was such a


_______________long time ago... where are they                                                  now? all i have is my 20 years.
_______________long time ago... where are they__________________________now? all i have is my 20 years.


== Controversies ==
== Controversies ==
Gaming is for [[Special:Users|Fucking Nerds]]
Gaming is for [[Sex|Fucking]] [[Special:Users|Nerds]]

Latest revision as of 20:48, 24 November 2025

This page is an example of what happens when a meme dies. Time moves on. Time has not been kind to Among Us, by any means.

What

______________________________Among Us was a game where you played as the Sussy

_________________Baka Impostor or the Fearful Uwu Innocent, and you respectively had to kill or avoid being killed.

________________In a break with a long-standing tradition set by Rolox Murder Mystery 2, there was no Detective role,

________________causing a shockwave in the gamedev world equialent to that of a poodle umping into the Irish Sea.

How

_________________Like most games about murder, it became infinitely

_________________popular at all points in time simultaneously, because of some physics bullshit or something. Un-

______fortunately, due to the exact same physics bullshit, this was not sustainable for an object of linear time, limited

______as it was by cause and effect (unlike noted hyper-success Minecraft), thus, in around September 2023, its

_____wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey influence collapsed, being left to rot in the memories of those such as me who

_____reckon with their adulthood on a daily basis. It truly is a marker of decay for my generation, as One Week

______________was for my ancestors, known in legend as the Millennials, or perhaps as "The Avocado Folks".

Why

_______________idk i guess it's kinda a good idea._________________________game design isn't my area but

_______________i liked it when i had friends to play________________________it with... but that was such a

_______________long time ago... where are they__________________________now? all i have is my 20 years.

Controversies

Gaming is for Fucking Nerds