Sauce: Difference between revisions

Sauces were invented by John Sauce in the year 4 billion after God dared him to make something that defied the existing boundaries of food. Or at least that's what God said later on, when Sauce became a huge success. They probably just did it for a laugh. I imagine it gets boring up there, outside reality.

The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others.

* Of or relating to a river, perhaps the Nile or other such flowing body of water whose origin is known by a similar name to the title of this page, thus creating by their inclusion a very precedented level of hilarity upon this most illustrious and varied platform and sacred temple of all knowledge, whose users run through it much like a river, though the origin of these users beéth both diverse and manifold, perhaps suggesting that this great Ark against the floods of misinformation could better be described as an ocean, ironically enough considering the metaphor posed previously in this sentence, which, with its needless length and meandering nature, may itself be akin to a river, though the purpose of this sentence was not to create such an impression but in fact to cause a similar level of joviality and humour as was seen in the name similarity event prior in this sentence, which at this point in reading it must feel as the last age feels to ours, or indeed as ours may feel to the next, such be the ever-flowing nature of time, which itself may be comparable to a river, and indeed, as it is liquid and solid simultaneously, a sauce.

* Beer sauce (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence)

* Mayonnaise sauce

* Gravy (also known as joux) sauce