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'''Joseph “Jorbin It” Bider''' probably doesn’t know how to play tarocchini, even though he’s had | '''Joseph “Jorbin It” Bider''' probably doesn’t know how to play tarocchini, even though he’s had 83 years to learn. In fact, he’d probably think it’s some sort of pasta dish. So much for our supposed meritocracy. | ||
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{{quote|[indecipherable]|Joeb Ident}} | {{quote|[indecipherable]|Joeb Ident}} | ||
The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of | == Related Quotes == | ||
{{quote|Strewth Mate, That's Joe Biden|Australian man near Joe Biden}} | |||
== Unrelated Quotes == | |||
{{quote|Good Heavens! I've arrived!|Unrelated British man Having [[Sex]]}} | |||
== The "Joever" phenomenon == | |||
Since its introduction in 1852, "Joever" has become an international phenomenon amongst young people, as well as some not so young people anymore, such is the nature of [[time]]. Alongside "Skibidi" and "Yowzah", it is one of the three core principles of Youthspeak. | |||
The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of severe failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not the whole story. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka. | |||
Many at the time believed "Joever" to be Jack Building's own concoction; however, modern sources have concluded that the word was in fact the latest creation of [[John Words]], inventor of words, on loan to Bygones for testing purposes. | |||
Sources vary wildly on whether or not this fight actually occurred. | |||
[[Category:White People]] | [[Category:White People]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:48, 30 November 2025
Joseph “Jorbin It” Bider probably doesn’t know how to play tarocchini, even though he’s had 83 years to learn. In fact, he’d probably think it’s some sort of pasta dish. So much for our supposed meritocracy.
Famous Quotes
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— Joe Schmoe
Infamous Quotes
[indecipherable]
— Joeb Ident
Related Quotes
Strewth Mate, That's Joe Biden
— Australian man near Joe Biden
Unrelated Quotes
Good Heavens! I've arrived!
— Unrelated British man Having Sex
The "Joever" phenomenon
Since its introduction in 1852, "Joever" has become an international phenomenon amongst young people, as well as some not so young people anymore, such is the nature of time. Alongside "Skibidi" and "Yowzah", it is one of the three core principles of Youthspeak.
The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of severe failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not the whole story. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.
Many at the time believed "Joever" to be Jack Building's own concoction; however, modern sources have concluded that the word was in fact the latest creation of John Words, inventor of words, on loan to Bygones for testing purposes.
Sources vary wildly on whether or not this fight actually occurred.