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[[File:Old violin.jpg|thumb|This is not a [[cello]].]] | [[File:Old violin.jpg|thumb|This is not a [[cello]].]] | ||
A '''violoncello''' is a [[cello]]. | A '''violoncello''' is a [[cello]]. It's the best string instrument ever. If you disagree, expect to find an [[Pipe bomb|interesting and quite explosive package]] arriving in your mail in approximately 3 seconds. No, actually, I take that back. ''Exactly'' 3 seconds. | ||
== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
''The following information is '''heavily debated'''.'' | |||
It is well known for being possibly homophobic and generally [[evil]]. Over-consumption may have laxative effects | It is well known for being possibly homophobic and generally [[evil]]. Over-consumption may have laxative effects | ||
[[Category:Music]] | [[Category:Music]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:41, 20 April 2025
A violoncello is a cello. It's the best string instrument ever. If you disagree, expect to find an interesting and quite explosive package arriving in your mail in approximately 3 seconds. No, actually, I take that back. Exactly 3 seconds.
Controversies
The following information is heavily debated.
It is well known for being possibly homophobic and generally evil. Over-consumption may have laxative effects