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Death is the | '''Death''' is the replacement of [[Ableton_Live|Live]] with Die, as dictated by its inventor, Leonard Hayflick. This is usually [[killing|achieved externally]], often via [[violence]]. | ||
Some things cannot die, such as [[Linux]], the legend of [[Walter White|Walter the white]], and [[iron ore]]. | |||
== Means of killing == | |||
* Lightning Blast (requires killer to be [[God]] or [[They|non-binary]]) | |||
* [[Explodes you with my mind|Mind-induced Explosion]] | |||
* Eating a single rotten [[grape]] | |||
* [[Pipe bomb]] Mail Surprise | |||
* Deprivation of [[Fun]] to the fullest extent, causing fatal sadness or boredom | |||
* Booby trap Huge Nintendo DS falling onto you | |||
* Small Nintendo DS exploding after being rigged with Bomb | |||
* [[Pronounmail the wiki|Pronounmail wiki]] laser beams | |||
* Murder | |||
== Reasons for killing == | |||
* [[Fun]] | |||
* [[Penis]] | |||
* uhhhhh | |||
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