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VenaeAmoris (talk | contribs) Created page with "Kissing is sticky but people still do it == How To Kiss == To kiss, follow the following simple intructions: # Open your mouth. # Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists. # Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 british pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue. # Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent. # Dunk both mo..." |
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Kissing is sticky but people still do it | Kissing is [[sticky]] but people still do it | ||
== How To Kiss == | == How To Kiss == | ||
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# Open your mouth. | # Open your mouth. | ||
# Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists. | # Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists. | ||
# Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[ | # Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 [[Great Britain|british]] pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue. | ||
# Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent. | # Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent. | ||
# Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue. | # Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue. | ||
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== Reasons To Kiss == | == Reasons To Kiss == | ||
# It is quite sticky. | # It is quite [[sticky]]. | ||
Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license. | Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license. | ||
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There are many [[Music|songs]] about kissing. | There are many [[Music|songs]] about kissing. | ||
Kissing is the origin of babies and syphilis. | Kissing is the origin of [[Baby|babies]] and [[Sisyphus|syphilis]]. | ||
=== Controversies === | === Controversies === | ||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
* " | * "Do not do it" - [[god|the pope]] | ||
== Consequences == | == Consequences == | ||
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stickiness. | stickiness. | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:27, 12 February 2025
Kissing is sticky but people still do it
How To Kiss
To kiss, follow the following simple intructions:
- Open your mouth.
- Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists.
- Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 british pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue.
- Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent.
- Dunk both mouths in the kissing glue.
- Gently join the mouths at the seam.
- You are one now. There is no going back.
- You did it
Reasons To Kiss
- It is quite sticky.
Sometimes people kiss because they say they are in a relationship and someone says uh-uh then prove it and then the people have to do a kiss to prove it. This is why you should always have proper legal documentation of your relationship status on hand, as well as your kissing license.
Kissing In Culture
There are many songs about kissing.
Kissing is the origin of babies and syphilis.
Controversies
Despite popular belief, Katy Perry did not in fact kiss a girl.
Quotes
- "Do not do it" - the pope
Consequences
stickiness.