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-Country unable to score some fucking goals
+England is a country widely known for containing Matt Berry and being unable to score some fucking goals. Modern scholars have determined England to be ''terra nullius'' on account of everybody living there hating it to some degree.
-[[Category:Pages with very good but unsolvable questions in them]]
+== North England ==
+Known for being in Coronation Street.
+Also known for having the worst fucking town on this planet ([[Blackpool]]).
+== [[Twats|South England]] ==
+Known for saying the word "Mahogany" at least three times a day.
+{{UK}}
+[[Category:Things bigger than Nordrhein-Westfalen]]