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A '''violoncello''' is a [[cello]].
[[File:Old violin.jpg|thumb|This is not a [[cello]].]]
 
A '''violoncello''' is a [[cello]]. It's the best string instrument ever. If you disagree, expect to find an [[Pipe bomb|interesting and quite explosive package]] arriving in your mail in approximately 3 seconds. No, actually, I take that back. ''Exactly'' 3 seconds.
 
== Controversies ==
== Controversies ==
It is well known for possibly being homophobic
 
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''The following information is '''heavily debated'''.''
 
It is well known for being possibly homophobic and generally [[evil]]. Over-consumption may have laxative effects
 
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