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Everyone | [[File:Horse png.png|thumb|alt=A beautiful horse with a luxurious dark mane. |He is running. Perhaps he runs from his sins? <sup>we may never know</sup>]] | ||
Everyone can see what a {{Horsemoji}} '''horse''' is, but everyone can't feel what a horse is. | |||
== Leading A Horse to Water == | |||
Horses need [[Oceans|a lot of water]]. You can lead a horse to water by taking advantage of [[public transit]] and a [[dowsing rod]]. | |||
== Making It Drink == | |||
cant | |||
== Looking A Horse In The Mouth == | |||
The results of this vary significally depending on the horse's origin ([[File:Horsemoji.png|alt=A small transparent-background icon of a horse.|frameless|23x23px]]''horigin''). | |||
=== {{Horsemoji}} Normal Horse === | |||
{{Quote|Horse... is [[Horse|this]]! The horses are all like this. The horse goes like this. So, [[the]] horse's like this, the normal horse is like this! THAT'S the normal horse!}} | |||
=== {{Horsemoji}} Gift Horse === | |||
Woah there buckaroo! Let's reign it '''in'''. Looking into the mouth of a '''Gift Horse''' is nothing to sneeze at. That might be ''a bit'' above your [[work|pay]]-grade, kiddo. | |||
=== [[Horsepower|Powerful]] Horse === | |||
my [[god|horse]] is an awesome horse | |||
=== Download-A-Horse (You Would Not) === | |||
If you download a {{Horsemoji}} horse and the [[police]] aren't around to hear it, did it make a [[music|sound]]? No? Wron''g''. That horse made 30 minutes of stereo uncompressed 44.1kHz audio, now available on [[Horse MiniDisc]]. | |||
== My Little Horse® == | |||
This section will be expanded once the {{Horsemoji}} Digital Millennium Copyright Act is [[violence|abolished]]. | |||
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