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''Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.''

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'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.

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	''Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.''		{{tombox\|Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.}}

	'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.		'''Woking''' is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.