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# '''Dissolve one of your arms in acid before bed each night.''' Now, this might seem an extreme first step, but believe me, the Dream Council are gonna love this one. Simply put, in sleep, your body expends energy to heal itself. The more energy expended, the more Topsy Turvy your night can be! So, subjecting a limb to utter chemical annihilation prior to settling down is The Best way to ensure that your night takes on some manner of wicked quality. | # '''Dissolve one of your arms in acid before bed each night.''' Now, this might seem an extreme first step, but believe me, the Dream Council are gonna love this one. Simply put, in sleep, your body expends energy to heal itself. The more energy expended, the more Topsy Turvy your night can be! So, subjecting a limb to utter chemical annihilation prior to settling down is The Best way to ensure that your night takes on some manner of wicked quality. | ||
# '''Drink.''' Don't ask what. Just, drink. | # '''Drink.''' Don't ask what. Just, drink. | ||
# '''Piss.''' Release of urine before sleeping has been linked (controversially) o a 10000% increase in nocturnal Topsy-Turvy- ness. When your bladder is empty, your mind can be full. What of, you ask? That's up to you. Or maybe it's up to Cat[[ChatGPT|GPT]]. Meow. | # '''[[Piss]].''' Release of urine before sleeping has been linked (controversially) o a 10000% increase in nocturnal Topsy-Turvy- ness. When your bladder is empty, your mind can be full. What of, you ask? That's up to you. Or maybe it's up to Cat[[ChatGPT|GPT]]. Meow. | ||
# '''Karma.''' Try to reach 10 karma before attempting to shelter for the night. This can be achieved by listening to obscene amounts of Boy George records, or by sheltering up to 10 times without dying. In a world such as ours, this is easier said than done. However, with enough luck, you may respawn as a bloated billionaire, whose blood, drawn from countless degradations of will of subordinates thousands of miles below him, retains little of his own matter; thus, such threats will not endanger your life. | # '''Karma.''' Try to reach 10 karma before attempting to shelter for the night. This can be achieved by listening to obscene amounts of Boy George records, or by sheltering up to 10 times without dying. In a world such as ours, this is easier said than done. However, with enough luck, you may respawn as a bloated billionaire, whose blood, drawn from countless degradations of will of subordinates thousands of miles below him, retains little of his own matter; thus, such threats will not endanger your life. | ||
# '''Listen to some Topsy-Turvy music.''' Or just AI-generate it. Who fucking cares about people anymore? Why Live When You Can GENERATE!>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?11/??? AI democratises art so you can create '''whatever you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''... of course, so long as our training data accounts for it. Be sure to visit TrubeAI and enter code TRUBE6969 to get 40 BILLION PERCENT OFF your first month of our soulslop destruction theft machine Premium Subscrumbletion. | # '''Listen to some Topsy-Turvy music.''' Or just AI-generate it. Who fucking cares about people anymore? Why Live When You Can GENERATE!>!>!>!>!>!>!????!??!?!??!?!?!!!??!?11/??? AI democratises art so you can create '''whatever you like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''... of course, so long as our training data accounts for it. Be sure to visit TrubeAI and enter code TRUBE6969 to get 40 BILLION PERCENT OFF your first month of our soulslop destruction theft machine Premium Subscrumbletion. | ||