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A '''sauce''' is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food. | A '''sauce''' is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food. | ||
Sauces were invented by | Sauces were invented by Jesus F. K. Sauce (unrelated to either of the other Jesuses) in the year 4 billion after [[God]] dared him to make something that defied the existing boundaries of food. Or at least that's what God said later on, when Sauce became a huge success. They probably just did it for a laugh. I imagine it gets boring up there, outside reality. | ||
In the saucentific world, it is thought that there may be as many sauces as there are [[List of Flavours|flavours]]. However, many of these sauces are merely theoretical as they have not yet been discovered. | |||
== Types of sauce == | == Types of sauce == | ||
The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others. | [[The:Guidelines|The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines]] state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others. | ||
* | * Bechamel sauce | ||
* Cheese | * [[Cheese]] sauce | ||
* Tomato | * Tomato ketchup sauce | ||
* Brown | * Tomato catsup sauce | ||
* Barbecue | * Brown sauce | ||
* Of or relating to a river, perhaps the Nile or other such flowing body of water whose origin is known by a similar name to the title of this page, thus creating by their inclusion a very precedented level of hilarity upon this most illustrious and varied platform and sacred temple of all knowledge, whose users run through it much like a river, though the origin of these users beéth both diverse and manifold, perhaps suggesting that this great Ark against the floods of misinformation could better be described as an ocean, ironically enough considering the metaphor posed previously in this sentence, which, with its needless length and meandering nature, may itself be akin to a river, though the purpose of this sentence was not to create such an impression but in fact to cause a similar level of joviality and humour as was seen in the name similarity event prior in this sentence, which at this point in reading it must feel as the last age feels to ours, or indeed as ours may feel to the next, such be the ever-flowing nature of time, which itself may be comparable to a river, and indeed, as it is liquid and solid simultaneously, a sauce. | * [[Grill|Barbecue]] sauce | ||
* Beer (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence) | * Of or relating to a river, perhaps the Nile or other such flowing body of water whose origin is known by a similar name to the title of this page, thus creating by their inclusion a very precedented level of hilarity upon this most illustrious and varied platform and sacred temple of all knowledge, whose [[Special:ListUsers|users]] run through it much like a river, though the origin of these users beéth both diverse and manifold, perhaps suggesting that this great Ark against the floods of misinformation could better be described as an ocean, ironically enough considering the metaphor posed previously in this sentence, which, with its needless length and meandering nature, may itself be akin to a river, though the purpose of this sentence was not to create such an impression but in fact to cause a similar level of joviality and humour as was seen in the name similarity event prior in this sentence, which at this point in reading it must feel as the last age feels to ours, or indeed as ours may feel to the next, such be the ever-flowing nature of time, which itself may be comparable to a river, and indeed, as it is liquid and solid simultaneously, a sauce. | ||
* Garlic | * [[Beer]] sauce (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence) | ||
* Mayonnaise | * Garlic sauce | ||
* Garlic mayonnaise | * [[Mayonnaise]] sauce | ||
* Cum (all variants) | * Garlic mayonnaise sauce | ||
* Raw<ref>Shaq, B. (2017) ''Man's Not Hot''. 27 October. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU (retrieved 6 August 2025).</ref> | * Tartare sauce | ||
* Gravy | * Mustard sauce | ||
* Could if you want but you don’t have toard sauce | |||
* [[Sex|Cum]] (all variants) sauce | |||
* Raw<ref>Shaq, B. (2017) ''Man's Not Hot''. 27 October. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU (retrieved 6 August 2025).</ref> sauce | |||
* Gravy (also known as jus) sauce | |||
== Untypes of sauce == | == Untypes of sauce == | ||
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* Sauce 2 | * Sauce 2 | ||
* Saucn't | * Saucn't | ||
* <code>(null)</code> | * Time sauce | ||
* "lemon" mixed with "milk" ;) | * Edit sauce (commonly misspelled as "edit source") | ||
* <code>(null)</code> sauce | |||
* [[Lemon mixed with milk|"lemon" mixed with "milk"]] ;) sauce | |||
* Tar sauce | |||
* [[Meat 2]] sauce | |||
* '''''THE BLESSED OMNISAUCE''''' | * '''''THE BLESSED OMNISAUCE''''' | ||
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== '''''<big>AT CULINATION'S END.</big>''''' == | == '''''<big>AT CULINATION'S END.</big>''''' == | ||
== References == | |||
[[Category:Fluids]] | |||
Latest revision as of 18:22, 13 October 2025
A sauce is like a food but more liquid. Or, to put it the same way, it's like liquid but it's food.
Sauces were invented by Jesus F. K. Sauce (unrelated to either of the other Jesuses) in the year 4 billion after God dared him to make something that defied the existing boundaries of food. Or at least that's what God said later on, when Sauce became a huge success. They probably just did it for a laugh. I imagine it gets boring up there, outside reality.
In the saucentific world, it is thought that there may be as many sauces as there are flavours. However, many of these sauces are merely theoretical as they have not yet been discovered.
Types of sauce
The Pronounmail The Wiki Guidelines state that you should cite your sauces, so here are all the sauces. There are no others.
- Bechamel sauce
- Cheese sauce
- Tomato ketchup sauce
- Tomato catsup sauce
- Brown sauce
- Barbecue sauce
- Of or relating to a river, perhaps the Nile or other such flowing body of water whose origin is known by a similar name to the title of this page, thus creating by their inclusion a very precedented level of hilarity upon this most illustrious and varied platform and sacred temple of all knowledge, whose users run through it much like a river, though the origin of these users beéth both diverse and manifold, perhaps suggesting that this great Ark against the floods of misinformation could better be described as an ocean, ironically enough considering the metaphor posed previously in this sentence, which, with its needless length and meandering nature, may itself be akin to a river, though the purpose of this sentence was not to create such an impression but in fact to cause a similar level of joviality and humour as was seen in the name similarity event prior in this sentence, which at this point in reading it must feel as the last age feels to ours, or indeed as ours may feel to the next, such be the ever-flowing nature of time, which itself may be comparable to a river, and indeed, as it is liquid and solid simultaneously, a sauce.
- Beer sauce (a pint of which is owed to anyone who read that whole sentence)
- Garlic sauce
- Mayonnaise sauce
- Garlic mayonnaise sauce
- Tartare sauce
- Mustard sauce
- Could if you want but you don’t have toard sauce
- Cum (all variants) sauce
- Raw[1] sauce
- Gravy (also known as jus) sauce
Untypes of sauce
These variants of sauce have been deemed too powerful for consumption or possession by any living beings, according to the Global Sauce Alliance. So, don't.
- Unsauce
- Default_sauce
- Sauce 2
- Saucn't
- Time sauce
- Edit sauce (commonly misspelled as "edit source")
(null)sauce- "lemon" mixed with "milk" ;) sauce
- Tar sauce
- Meat 2 sauce
- THE BLESSED OMNISAUCE
THE BLESSED OMNISAUCE
HOW DO MAKE THE OMNI SAUCE
ONE ZILLION PARTS ALL SAUCES
ONE SQUILLION PARTS MORE
ONE BAJILLION TIMES THE PARTS
REPEAT ONE WILLIAM TIMES
ALL OF SAUCES THEN ALL OF THEM AGAIN AND THEN ALL OF MORE OF ALL OF THEM
THE CONCEPT OF SAUCE
THE CONCEPT OF ALL
YOUR SOUL
AN ANCHOVY
MADNESS
SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE
PUT INTO A B OWL
STIR WITH A SPOON
KILL FOOD
KILL FOOD
KILL FOOD
KILL FOOD
DEATH TO ALL FOOD
ONLY OMNISAUCE
WORSHIP WELL YOUR BOWL,
WITH ALL YOUR LOVE DO TEND;
FOR BLESSED SITS THE OMNISAUCE
AT CULINATION'S END.
References
- ↑ Shaq, B. (2017) Man's Not Hot. 27 October. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU (retrieved 6 August 2025).