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Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the Windows Screensaver Library and The Internet even have tubes despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>

Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the [[Windows]] Screensaver Library and The Internet even have [[The First Chat Migration|tubes]] despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>

== You ==

Your Tube was made a while ago. After fomenting in the primordial oceans, it was adopted and made cultivar by TubeMother (known by many names including “'''Alphabet Corporation'''”). In the pursuit of growth at any cost, Your Tube was engineered to reach out with long fibrous tendrils and bond irreparably to the fragile psyche of mankind. Long story short now we have [[Mister Beast|Mr Beast]].

== Instrument ==

[[YouTube#You|You]] can play a tube to make [[Music]]. The longer the tube, the lower the Music. The shorter the tube the higher the Music until it basically goes away and you can’t even hear it any more. If you can’t afford a tube, but have access to a [[Computer]], you can use digital waveguide synthesis to simulate the wonderfully resonant sounds of a digital tube. [[Synthesiser|Synthesizers]] like [[Ableton Live]]’s [[As god indented|Collision]] offer this functionality.

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-Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the Windows Screensaver Library and The Internet even have tubes despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>
+Every [[:Category:Pronouns|Pronoun]] has at least one [[Tube]], be it [[You]] or Me. Unfortunately your tube is taken and belongs to '''Alphabet Corporation'''. Not to worry, though: there are plenty of other tubes to go around. Some things, like the [[Windows]] Screensaver Library and The Internet even have [[The First Chat Migration|tubes]] despite not being pronoun-related.<ref>Al Gore Said This</ref>
 == You ==
 Your Tube was made a while ago. After fomenting in the primordial oceans, it was adopted and made cultivar by TubeMother (known by many names including “'''Alphabet Corporation'''”). In the pursuit of growth at any cost, Your Tube was engineered to reach out with long fibrous tendrils and bond irreparably to the fragile psyche of mankind. Long story short now we have [[Mister Beast|Mr Beast]].
+== Instrument ==
+[[YouTube#You|You]] can play a tube to make [[Music]]. The longer the tube, the lower the Music. The shorter the tube the higher the Music until it basically goes away and you can’t even hear it any more. If you can’t afford a tube, but have access to a [[Computer]], you can use digital waveguide synthesis to simulate the wonderfully resonant sounds of a digital tube. [[Synthesiser|Synthesizers]] like [[Ableton Live]]’s [[As god indented|Collision]] offer this functionality.