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[[File:Bxl soruce ass city.webp|thumb|[[They]] want you to think this is a real place.]]

'''Brussels''' ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''Bruxelles'', [[France|French]]: ''Brussel'') is the [[~~Margaret Thatcher|~~piss]] capital of [[Earth|the world]] and the first city to be rendered entirely in the Source Engine.

'''Brussels''' ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''Bruxelles'', [[France|French]]: ''Brussel'', misspelt: ''Bussels'') is the [[piss]] capital of [[Earth|the world]] and the first city to be rendered entirely in the Source Engine.

== History ==

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== Piss Source ==

~~The piss comes from the porous rocks of~~ [[~~Belgium~~|~~Belgian]] roads~~. ~~Instead of having underground aquifers with clean water like most places on [[Earth~~]]~~, underground aquifers in Brussels are filled with piss.~~ The ~~yellow colour of the Belgian flag represents the sheer amount of~~ piss ~~that Brussels must unfortunately deal with. They do not actually deal with it, but we shall pretend that they do~~.

[[File:Bruxelles Manneken Pis cropped.jpg|thumb|This explains everything.]]

The piss comes from a man.

== Controversies ==

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* toilets and lifts were never meant to be combined.

* i think STIB charged me too much yesterday

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~~background-image: url(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Flag_of_Belgium.svg);~~

~~background-size: cover;~~

~~color: white;~~

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 [[File:Bxl soruce ass city.webp|thumb|[[They]] want you to think this is a real place.]]
-'''Brussels''' ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''Bruxelles'', [[France|French]]: ''Brussel'') is the [[Margaret Thatcher|piss]] capital of [[Earth|the world]] and the first city to be rendered entirely in the Source Engine.
+'''Brussels''' ([[the Netherlands|Dutch]]: ''Bruxelles'', [[France|French]]: ''Brussel'', misspelt: ''Bussels'') is the [[piss]] capital of [[Earth|the world]] and the first city to be rendered entirely in the Source Engine.
 == History ==
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 == Piss Source ==
-The piss comes from the porous rocks of [[Belgium|Belgian]] roads. Instead of having underground aquifers with clean water like most places on [[Earth]], underground aquifers in Brussels are filled with piss. The yellow colour of the Belgian flag represents the sheer amount of piss that Brussels must unfortunately deal with. They do not actually deal with it, but we shall pretend that they do.
+[[File:Bruxelles Manneken Pis cropped.jpg|thumb|This explains everything.]]
+The piss comes from a man.
 == Controversies ==
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 * toilets and lifts were never meant to be combined.
 * i think STIB charged me too much yesterday
-{{#css:
-#firstHeading {
-  background-image: url(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Flag_of_Belgium.svg);
-  background-size: cover;
-  color: white;
-}
-}}