Violoncello: Difference between revisions

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-A '''violoncello''' is a [[cello]]. It is well known for possibly being homophobic
+[[File:Old violin.jpg|thumb|This is not a [[cello]].]]
-[[Category:Music]] [[Category:Things bigger than a small packet of soy sauce]] [[Category:Things bigger than a big watermelon]]
+A '''violoncello''' is a [[cello]]. It's the best string instrument ever. If you disagree, expect to find an [[Pipe bomb|interesting and quite explosive package]] arriving in your mail in approximately 3 seconds. No, actually, I take that back. ''Exactly'' 3 seconds.
+== Controversies ==
+''The following information is '''heavily debated'''.''
+It is well known for being possibly homophobic and generally [[evil]]. Over-consumption may have laxative effects
+[[Category:Music]]