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== "Joever" ==

The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of a severe ~~recognition of solemn~~ failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not ~~fully true~~. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.

Since its introduction in 1852, "Joever" has become an international phenomenon amongst young people, as well as some not so young people anymore, such is the nature of [[time]]. Alongside "Skibidi" and "Yowzah", it is one of the three core principles of Youthspeak.

The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of severe failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not the whole story. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.

Many at the time believed "Joever" to be Jack Building's own concoction; however, modern sources have concluded that the word was in fact the latest creation of [[John Words]], inventor of words, on loan to Bygones for testing purposes.

Sources vary wildly on whether or not this fight actually occurred.

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 == "Joever" ==
-The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of a severe recognition of solemn failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not fully true. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.
+Since its introduction in 1852, "Joever" has become an international phenomenon amongst young people, as well as some not so young people anymore, such is the nature of [[time]]. Alongside "Skibidi" and "Yowzah", it is one of the three core principles of Youthspeak.
+The word "Joever", often used as a solemn declaration of severe failure, is often attributed to John Bilgeman. However, this is not the whole story. In fact, the full quote reads (or hears) thusly: "It ain't Joever; it's only just Jegun". This was initially spoken when he appeared to be losing a fight against the Accursèd Pasty-Pilfering Pigeon of Penzance with a wet flannel; after his declaration, he managed to absolutely clobber the little prick, causing it to fall to the ground, where it met its end under the wheels of a Ford Ka.
+Many at the time believed "Joever" to be Jack Building's own concoction; however, modern sources have concluded that the word was in fact the latest creation of [[John Words]], inventor of words, on loan to Bygones for testing purposes.
 Sources vary wildly on whether or not this fight actually occurred.
 [[Category:White People]]