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Death is the | '''Death''' is the replacement of [[Ableton_Live|Live]] with Die, as dictated by its inventor, Leonard Hayflick. This is usually [[killing|achieved externally]], often via [[violence]]. | ||
Some things cannot die, such as [[Linux]], the legend of [[Walter White|Walter the white]], and [[iron ore]]. | |||
== Means of killing == | |||
* Lightning Blast (requires killer to be [[God]] or [[They|non-binary]]) | |||
* [[Explodes you with my mind|Mind-induced Explosion]] | |||
* Eating a single rotten [[grape]] | |||
* [[Pipe bomb]] Mail Surprise | |||
* Deprivation of [[Fun]] to the fullest extent, causing fatal sadness or boredom | |||
* Booby trap Huge Nintendo DS falling onto you | |||
* Small Nintendo DS exploding after being rigged with Bomb | |||
* [[Pronounmail the wiki|Pronounmail wiki]] laser beams | |||
* Murder | |||
== Reasons for killing == | |||
* [[Fun]] | |||
* [[Penis]] | |||
* uhhhhh | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:06, 2 April 2025
Death is the replacement of Live with Die, as dictated by its inventor, Leonard Hayflick. This is usually achieved externally, often via violence.
Some things cannot die, such as Linux, the legend of Walter the white, and iron ore.
Means of killing
- Lightning Blast (requires killer to be God or non-binary)
- Mind-induced Explosion
- Eating a single rotten grape
- Pipe bomb Mail Surprise
- Deprivation of Fun to the fullest extent, causing fatal sadness or boredom
- Booby trap Huge Nintendo DS falling onto you
- Small Nintendo DS exploding after being rigged with Bomb
- Pronounmail wiki laser beams
- Murder