Kissing: Difference between revisions

Created page with "Kissing is sticky but people still do it == How To Kiss == To kiss, follow the following simple intructions: # Open your mouth. # Close your mouth, to ensure that functionality persists. # Tap a resinuous tree (also known as a conifer) and extract at least 1 british pound (also known as a kilo) of resin. DO NOT tap a deciduous tree, you WILL extract something but it WILL NOT be kissing glue. # Find another mouth and share in bountiful consent. # Dunk both mo..."
 
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== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
* "Please do not" - [[god|the pope]]
* "Do not do it" - [[god|the pope]]


== Consequences ==
== Consequences ==