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'''Sticky Keys''' is a [[computer]] accessibility feature and textural alteration that can be performed with a simple ritual. Activating this feature renders the user's keyboard permanently covered in a [[sticky]] celestial ectoplasm.
== Activation Ritual ==
On Windows, Sticky Keys can be activated through prayer, or by spelling out the phrase "Sticky Keys" in Morse Code with the '''Shift''' key. Spelling mistakes are handled permissibly and in most cases, [[6]] presses of the key is more than sufficient to complete the ritual.
== Dark Magic ==
In previous versions of Windows, moving other executable files in place of the Sticky Keys executable could allow the user to launch arbitrary programs with system privileges from the logon screen. Hopefully they've fixed it now but you never know.