Credit Score

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Every newborn baby is assigned a number at birth called a credit score. This number can only ever go down.

Mechanics

Newborn babies receive a credit score based on the wealth of their parents according the following formula.

Helpful Table
Parent's Net Worth Baby's First Credit Score
One William Google+
Buillion 1×109
Anything less Four

Whenever an entity is random-ticked, it rolls a 12-sided die to determine how many points to subtract from its credit score.

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When an entity's credit score drops below 0, it is instantly teleported to hell.

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