Tube
Because Brits are not people, their transport is also very different from what we are used to. One mode of transport they like to use is the tube (British: chube), a long, thin cylinder that is depressurised to a vacuüm, through which Brits are sucked at enormous speeds. The incredible efficiency of this is compensated for by the British government filling the tube with enormous amounts of potholes, and opening it to fish, which often form massive traffic jams (Dutch: filet).
Also see: Pipe bomb