Painkillers

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Painkillers are a type of drug, invented by pharmaceutical companies as a sort of Subscription Service for people with chronic pain.

Types

Painkillers can be divided into two main categories:

Supermarket

The Supermarket category of painkillers is a quick and easy way to make your grocery shopping trips just a little bit more expensive. Some of them can make your stomach bleed if you take too many so don't do that.

Addiction Any%

The Addiction Any% category of painkillers is beloved by pharmaceutical companies for their market dominance. Pharmaceutical companies like them so much they pay doctors to write more prescriptions for them, how nice.