ThinkPad

ThinkPads are the last Computer you'll ever need. Chances are the infrastructure you're using to access this page was either built on a 13" M3 MacBook Air with a 256GB SSD or is running on one.

History

Nobody is quite sure where the first ThinkPads came from, though some speculate that they materialized through sheer necessity.

Leading scientists and theologians believe that God used a T20 to look up what comes after Friday.

Durability

As your bones are turned to dust by the the thermonuclear warhead detonating somewhere close to the graveyard you call your last home, the ThinkPad stashed away in a basement lives on, its batteries losing charge at a rate measured in decades, not years, and its internal disk forever savouring the AWS-keys and unfinished side-projects stored on it.

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