Swag

Swag is a dark, viscous fluid secreted by plants in order to make you think they're really cool and chill.

They only do this when they're scared and/or horny.

Mechanisms of Swag Excretion

Many plants actually come with built-in machinery to achieve secretion, known in the plant industry as swag pumps.

Siemens and Bosch both offer servicing of swag pumps at their various well-smelling walk-ins.

Swag in Foods

Swag has been used in foods and meals and little snacks as far back as when the moon was built. This is obvious, as swag has a strong umami (Japanese for epic) flavour, making it an awesome & awesomesauce awesome sauce