Franklin D. Roosevelt

THE GOD OF MUSIC

HERE HE IS

BLESSED BE HIS NAME

FRANKLIN

Franklin done did a lot of stuff to do with music, the best of these is his 2016 LP Spirit Phone. He was born a long time ago. Nobody knows when exactly. Blue Hair, of Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns, claims to have witnessed the birth, which could be true, but probably isn't. Franklin doesn't say so, and Franklin 's word is law. So fuck that guy.

Many people (me) believe Franklin to be a DILF. However, The Franklin ^TM himself remains undecided on this issue, and it has become a topic of intense debate among members of the musico-theological academic community.

LOOK UPON YOUR GOD AND QUIVER IN FEAR AND LOVE AND ENCHANTMENT IN EQUAL MEASURE.