hellomynameisjoe

hellomynameisjoe (2005–????) is one of the world’s greatest living musicians. They have no affiliation whatsoever with User:Blue Hair & their Fabulous Pronouns.

Critical recipes

For a 10min track, you tease the intro to fast…you have all the time in the world, so why rush 3 different sounds right from the start? The balance of the sounds is a little off…bring those pads up out of the noise. I like the BOC influence in the progression, except for that last dark chord which is a bit more challenging and I like it…but if you can find an inversion to make this work better it would really enhance the track, with the vocals it gets a bit risqué, beyond that I would say its out of tune too much to even be pleasing in a contextual way - try extending the sequence and using a more fulfilling chord on the end of the second section? Overall, you delivered another arty piece but the production quality is quite lacking at the moment.

—one of my teachers

Coventry

Some sources suggest hellomynameisjoe is from the Netherlands. This is not okay for multiple obvious reasons, as well as some less obvious ones, and one particularly obscure one.

External organs

Official website, where you can find exciting things such as a Discord server for cool people, an email address you can send spam and promotion to, and inspiring letters you can look at.