So uhhh, basically. What you're gonna wanna do. Is look up anything ever, and then type "rutracker" afterwards. Mkay? Got That? Cool.

Fitness & Girls

There are two common ways one can accidentally pirate media.

  • Being a girl. (Very difficult to side-step. Sometimes you can do this with Transgender.)
  • Being fit. (Easier to side-step. Try to eat burgers regularly for a healthy legal lifestyle.)

Being Not A Pussy Little Bitch

Piracy is among the great cool activities like Drugs and Skateboarding. If you wanna be cool like me, you've got to sail the Seven C's:

  • Crawling Through A Digital Window
  • Cool As Fuck
  • 7zip

Shiver Me Timbres

 
Live Footage Of Music in FL Studio

Downloading a pirated copy of a DAW and some VST plugins is an excellent way to begin exploring electronic music.

You Wouldn't Download A Car

But maybe... You would. Hey Vsauce, Michelle here.

Where are your cars.

8 Car Garage (pronounced /ˈɡær.ɪdʒ/) and No Cars To Show Four It.

Maybe be more considerate and download a Truck next time. Stop ruining my life!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!