Chess

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Sigh. A king like me must play a game with only pawns...

Chess is the most violent of the 6 videogames. It has gained incredible notoriety among the transgender community due to the mechanic whereby, following a great and terrible journey, the humble pawn transforms into a beautiful and luxurious horse.

History

Chess had a fraught initial release with beta versions of the software prematurely leaked by insider developers. Despite the high-security of the development facility, a rogue developer was able to copy the game off of a workplace computer by burning it to a disc.