Moon

The Moon is Earth's greatest companion and we don't deserve her.

She was built circa 200 BC and launched into earth's orbit via daisy-chained trebuchets.

Reasons why the Moon is lovely

• Not too shiny
• Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
• Can change shape
• She commands the oceans
• Evil? (Possibly) /pos

Controversies

Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen