Cinnamon

Cinnamon was invented by Hendrick Frendrick B. A. Cinnamondovique when he was born in a tree in Red Deer, Alberta as a kind of tree bark that’s the same in every way as any other kind of tree bark. Several moments that felt like lifetimes later, hellomynameisjoe heroically stepped in and devised the delicious aroma we all love so much today.

Uses

It is still not well understood what cinnamon can be used for. The only thing that is clear is that it holds immense lethal power and is therefore best kept in heavy duty containment or in a stew along with cloves, nutmeg, and cardamom.