Marjoram

Marjoram Tater Greens

Marjoram Tater Greens is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.

Ingredients

• Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion
• Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud"
• Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit

Preparation

Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.