Marjoram
- Marjoram Tater Greens
Marjoram Tater Greens are a simple vegetarian dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the Make America Scran Again movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater.
- Ingredients
Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud" Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit
- Preparation
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny.