Beer
The official stance of the pronounmail organisation is that alcoholism is freaking awesome
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Beer is as varied as pee. Some is mellow, some is fruity, but some is just downright yellow. The main difference is that pee doesn't intoxicate you, except if you're friends or in love.
It is, likewise, just as gorgeous as pee. When taken in moderation, such as a cheeky pint at the end of the week with your pals, it can set you free.
Controversies
Some people don't dig alcohol for reasons that will never be known or understood, and we should kill them off. Psychedelic!