Moon

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The Moon is Earth's greatest companion and we don't deserve her.

She was built circa 200 BC and launched into earth's orbit via daisy-chained trebuchets.

Reasons why the Moon is lovely

  • Not too shiny
  • Like a big star (but it's a big rock)
  • Can change shape
  • She commands the oceans
  • Evil? (Possibly)

Controversies

Many scientists believe the moon has been plotting some sort of dreadful occurrence. We cannot let this happen

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