The Compelling History of pronounmail.com

This is where the nightmare started

Timeline

2004, August 8

• The Dave Matthews Band assassinates a boat full of people by strategically discarding their excrement.

2023, May 1

• Leah has a really good idea
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2023, July 3

• Leah buys the pronounmail.com domain for £10.

2023, August 7

• The mail server becomes live and goes mostly unused.

2024, January 5

• The mail server is recreated after it stopped existing for a while.

= 2024, February 2

• Leah makes the first pronounmail-hosted website, surprisingly called leah.pronounmail.com.

2024, April 14

• Pronounmail begins offering Web Hosting to its member.
• theSampleMotion takes the offer immediately, creating the first pronounmail-hosted website by someone who is not literally leah.

2024, April 15

• The grave mistake of putting all pronounmail users into one place is made.
• The wiki is born in a primitive state.