France

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France is a country.

History

The people who lived in what would eventually become France were first known as Gauls. Then, Romans, then, Franks. Today they are known as jerks (French: jerque /ʒɛʀk/. Charlemagne was a massive jerk. So was William the Conqueror. So was Louis the XIV. So was Napoleon[1]. Charles de Gaulle was not a massive jerk.

  1. Contrary to popular belief that he was a small jerk.