Woking

Note to all users: The UK is a horrible place, and I am trying to reflect that here. This article is written from the point of view of someone who amalgamates all the worst in bigotry in this country, except for the last section. I agree with none of what comes before it.

Woking is a town in The Glorious Christian Nation of The United Kingdom where all the woke people are from. It is the wokest place on the planet, and home to over twenty trillion terrorist immigrants who are brainwashing our children with gender ideology and tearing up our British values, as well as at once taking all of our jobs and being fat, lazy benefits scroungers. Since this cannot be explained rationally, many experts on the matter believe that immigrants are now being given the power to manipulate quantum physics when they enter the country on small boats. Just another of Comrade Kier's handouts.

All of the below absolutely definitely happens in Woking, because I saw this post on Facebook and it really opened my eyes.

History

Woking was invented by Friedrich "Woke" Engels in 1066 CD, in order to crush the western civilisation tigers and alpha male wolves who were making a real mess of his back garden.

The town is in fact named after him. Woke Engels became Woke Eng, then Woking. This origin is almost indiscernible, because English is a horrible language for evil people. Or at least, that's what the residents of Woking would want you to think.

Life in Woking

See also: Day in the Life of a Faggot Apologist

Every day, the one remaining white "person" in Woking (since everyone else has obviously been driven out by the harsh Sharia law that is totally in place trust me bro) wakes up and apologises for being white, before putting on "THEIR" pronouns trousers, dying "THEIR" hair in some silly colours that I don't like, and going out to the University campus to be a lazy, good-for-nothing arts student, and learn how to be even more ashamed of being white and British, in addition to how to indoctrinate children into being gender-freak monsters like "THEM".

Thanks to the sheer amount of electric scooters and people wearing hoodies, many parts of Woking are "no-go areas" according to the police. That is, except for all the people who are living there, and the fact that said police report had no such words in it. But whatever. The police are probably Wokies too, and the people that live there aren't really people. Well, you know what I mean.

I am right. I have to be right. Please let me be right. There is nothing else for me out there.

The people who are just saying it how it is get executed in the evenings, and all the Wokies of Woking have a big fat polyamorous furry orgy to celebrate, dancing around a flag of Marx literally stabbing Great Britain. And what have these victims of socialist communist Sharia Cultural Marxist anti-British Values "law" done to deserve such an un-British fate? They've just spoken the truth! What a load of snowflakes!!! Oh, and I guess there was that angry mob that tore up half the town. B-but, that was just an expression of British pride!!!

Education in Woking

Instead of prioritising English and Maths and Sciences (the REAL, USEFUL subjects), they teach ART and HISTORY (the WOKE subjects!!). Also, in Maths, they say that GIVING THE RIGHT ANSWER is LITERALLY RACIST, and they DENY British children the TOP GRADES... BECAUSE OF WOKE!! And, and uh, they DON'T teach that 2 + 2 EQUALS 4, no, now it has to, erm, be EQUITABLE TO 4!!!!!!! HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT!!!!!! THEY ALSO TEACH THAT SLAVERY WAS BAD AND I GUESS I HAVE TO BE ANGRY AT THAT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!! RAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH— (falls over and dies of dysentery)

Back to reality

I have never been to Woking. I'm certain it's actually very nice, and doubly certain it's nothing like this deranged fantasy. If you're from there, salutations!

My point here was to illustrate just how ridiculously horrid and racist some of the rhetoric has been within mainstream politics in this country, and just how much the facts have been warped, as well as the almost compulsive obsession with immigrants and small boats. If Nigel Farage is to be believed, people who are desperately seeking a new life, or who are simply exercising their right under the principles of the free market to find a better one, are some sort of dark, shadowy force that works solely to undermine the lives of people who already live here. It's an utterly ludicrous and hideously dangerous breed of propaganda, whose inevitable after-effects, as many of these people would happily boast, the UK fought a war as part of an alliance to end.

This is not to mention the horrendous conversation surrounding actual issues that queer people face, with them instead being themselves branded as an "issue". The question "should people be allowed to exist authentically" is now seen as one of the most pressing issues of the day, a turn of events fit for a dystopia.

It absolutely disgusts me that these points have been entertained even remotely in the farce we call "mainstream political debate". So, this page exists like this now.

I fucking hate this country. Here's hoping for violent revolution soon.