John Numbers

Trinidadian curling player John Numbers died of an overconsumption of eggs. Now I know what you’re thinking. That’s probably because he was such a committed enjoyer of eggs. But no. He was actually force-fed them by an evil guy who had no idea he had a thing with eggs.

Moral of the story: maybe veganism isn’t so bad after all.

Politics and views

Numbers was a famous opponent of the John hypothesis.

I HATE the John hypothesis!!!
— John Numbers