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== Home A Loan 2 == | |||
Sick of paying rent to your [[Guillotine|landlord]] every month? Now you can pay a mortgage to the [[2008#2008_Financial_Crisis_🔥🔥🔥|bank]] instead. | |||
== The Shark == | == The Shark == | ||
Do you ''smell'' The Shark? The Shark ''smells'' you. You smell like ''debt''. You smell like you have a ''bad'' grade in [[Credit Score|credit score]]. You smell like ''recession''. | Do you ''smell'' The Shark? The Shark ''smells'' you. You smell like ''debt''. You smell like you have a ''bad'' grade in [[Credit Score|credit score]]. You smell like ''recession''. | ||
{{Quote|Would you like to pay with Klarma?}} | {{Quote|Would you like to pay with Klarma?}} | ||
Latest revision as of 23:13, 14 July 2026
Imagine a lot of debt. Huge amounts of debt. Ridiculous, insane, batshit fucking crazy amounts of debt. You could never pay that much, let alone escape it. Fuck you
Home A Loan 2
Sick of paying rent to your landlord every month? Now you can pay a mortgage to the bank instead.
The Shark
Do you smell The Shark? The Shark smells you. You smell like debt. You smell like you have a bad grade in credit score. You smell like recession.
Would you like to pay with Klarma?