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'''Marjoram Tater Greens''' is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater. | '''Marjoram Tater Greens''' is a simple vegetable dish made from common household vegetables popularized by the ''Make America Scran Again'' movement. Mistakenly believed to be a staple of historical American cuisine, it is in fact less than 10 years old, though many claim it to be much older and greater. | ||
= Ingredients = | == Ingredients == | ||
* Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion | * Marjoram - Sourced from domestic gardens; imported varieties are viewed with suspicion | ||
* Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud" | * Potatoes - Any variant not considered a "globalist spud" | ||
* Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit | * Greens - Required to be base as fuck, none of that coastal elite superfood bullshit | ||
= Preparation = | == Preparation == | ||
Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny. | Traditional preparation methods emphasize instinct over instruction. Tossing the resulting salad and beating the mixture vigorously is encouraged, but should be done in a dark environment to limit public scrutiny. | ||