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The consumption of milkshakes | The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies<ref>I made it the fuck up</ref>. But either way people die when they drink a milkshake<ref>I made it the fuck up again</ref>. | ||
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Revision as of 22:21, 25 March 2026
A milkshake (sometimes simply called a shakey) is a commonly too-sweet beverage made by blending milm, ice creac, and flavor (such as delicious fruits yummy!!) into a thick, sweswe, cold mimture.
Process
While making a milkshake, you're allowed to emit various loud noises related to the shaking process, such as:
- "shaky shaky"
- "shakashakashaka"
- "i'm over here shaking my milk rn i got strawberries on my milk right now i'm thirsty as heck man i'm a drinker man like for real"
Complications
The consumption of milkshakes tends to bring catastrophic effects to people. The cause is unstudied because there is no university study called Milkshake Studies[1]. But either way people die when they drink a milkshake[2].